Silly Goose

A Sonnet

Got assaulted at the cemetery
by a warrior goose taking no truce
who chased me around like hell on the loose,
honking his proud song, “crush your enemies!”
I wanted to introduce him to you,
I mean my boyfriend, not the goose, you see,
I needed divorce, I loved your daddy,
but our heavy burden meant we were through,
whenever I looked at him, I saw you,
and I needed to be a girl badly,
so I rushed for love, running quite madly,
      til I saw only red, and never blue.
My prince saved me from that goose’s attack,
hail Cedric, the Arkansas running back.